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I was born in a small cave in the upper reaches of the Scottish Highlands and raised on a simple diet of peat moss and whiskey. My youth was spent correcting the blunders of my ancestors. This meant years slogging mud and collecting grubs to sell to the local merchants of the port town Thurso. As I grew older the sea began to call to me. "Wee....Wee....Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee," it said alluringly. After finally restoring honor to the family name, I said goodbye to the cave and my 14 brothers and sisters. I set sail. I was off to discover the world. 4 years, 17 pirate attacks, 5 tattoos (including my cherished Anchor Tattoo), and countless salty ports later I arrived to the sprawling metropolis of Gotham. It was love at first site. The city embraced me with open arms and a bagel. I have remained here ever since. I make my home in Brooklyn now where I subsist on a steady stream of clooty-dumpling, tatty scones and the occasional piece of fruit. *************************************** |
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